You check your pockets twelve times before throwing clothes in the wash...

when you check to make sure your not smashing someone before you pick something up.

when you spend 16 hours on glider gossip!!!

Stay up all night to play with them
tell people off for leaving toilet seat up
you have a tent set up in your house permantly
spend all your money on your suggies
have scratches all over you
you move into the smaller bedroom so that your gliders have a bigger bedroom all of thier own
when your talking you say things like OOP and expect that everybody knows what your on about
you dont care that the ppl in car next to you thinks your a looney just because your looking down at your chest and talking to it

Oh thats a good one Rach... Then tent one, I like that.

when you shuffle your feet on the floor instead of picking them up....

When you shake a container of Yogies - saying in baby talk "Do my baby-wabies want candy?"

when your parents arent surprised when theres a sugar glider at the dinner table....

When you have a mealworm farm sitting on your kitchen counter and don't think a thing of it

When your gliders are in your bra more than your husband!!

When you are going to take a picture on your phone and get a "memory full" message...look into your pictures taken and all but one or two are of sugar gliders.

you got that right mommycrippy!!!! I just love ya'll LMAO

you dont mind being used as a toilet

When you have strap burn on your neck from you bonding pouch.
When you spend more time cooking for you gliders than for your family.
When you buy baby food and your children are over the age of 5.

you lift up your glass of juice for a drink and don't mind competing with a possum or two...

All you talk about are your suggies. Also when you wake up at night and look lovingly at your gliders and not your hubby. LOL

You get NO housework done cause your either in chat or playing with your suggies

You occasionally come across a darkling beetle in the house and think to yourself "how'd that get there" and toss it back into the beetle drawer.

when your bug collection is bigger than you 5yr old sons!

when you buy and have baby toys all around the house, and you don't have a baby.

When you grab a canister of mealworms instead of sour cream...OOPS!!! Sorry, sweetie...

When you got supermarket shopping and the majority of the shopping is for the gliders.

When you open the very large family fridge and there is one shelf left for human food.

When you coworkers assume you have human children because of the way you talk about your gliders.

lol at DawnSidney's
....when you go to the grocery store and get in the car realizing you didn't buy anything for you to eat.

...you get excited when fresh fruits are on sale.

...you've ever shared a bowl of yogurt with your pet.

...you have a sink full of dishes that you put on the counter so you can wash their bowls and some of their toys.

scared to go on vacation cause no one can take care of your babies like you can

-you spend hours on here, giving and getting ideas for your glider, but you dont even have one.. ha ha ;)

you have more pictures of suggies than relatives....

You buy organic $8.99lb cherries for your gliders and regular on sale ones for yourself.

Your biyfriend wonders where you are at 3am, only to find you half asleep in a tent with gliders in your hair.

You are at a party and get caught stuffing fresh fruit into your 4 pouches hanging from your neck.

You are at a party and ask the host if you can have the left over shrimp.

i like the left over shrimp! lol