I have checked, and there's no SM, he's not flossing, his poop is normal (maybe a bit large), and he doesn't hiss while peeing, so I doubt it's a UTI. He is neutered. But yes it really does seem like he's bothered!
There's no glider vets around my area that I know of, but I live in Worcester county, MA if anyone here knows of any. I'll call around and see if anyone will check him out.