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snusie Posted - Mar 09 2010 : 03:41:23 AM
Saint Paddy's day is coming!


I am a young glider named Gizzy,
I live with my best buddy Izzy.
We glide round the room,
we leap and we zoom,
until our poor owner gets dizzy.
________



I can't wait to get me a worm!
I love how they wiggle and squirm.
Bite in with a crunch!
I'd eat me a bunch
but five is my limit -- that's firm.



Can you think of one?
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snusie Posted - Mar 14 2010 : 10:00:10 AM
We all love to run on the wheel!
It's great entertainment, we feel.
I jump over my brother,
father and mother;
and they jump over me -- that's the deal.





My mate is a glider so fair!
I do think we make quite a pair.
We're expecting a joey,
we think it's a boy!
We'll raise him with love and with care.





I love love love love love my honey!
I don't care if it's thick or runny.
Delicious and sweet,
my favorite treat!
(I'm sure glad that I'm not a bunny.)





When I was a joey, you see,
I met up with a bumblebee.
It stung my face twice!
I couldn't find ice,
and that's why my nose looks like it's three.


snusie Posted - Mar 09 2010 : 04:26:31 PM
Come on, y'all, limericks are easy! If you think of the first line, then the rest of it just follows.


A sweet little girl named Marie
pretends that her owner's a tree.
She'll jump on his face
and leap into space,
then come back and sit on his knee.

(I have more ...)
tisha Posted - Mar 09 2010 : 09:37:04 AM
You're good at that!!!!!! I'm not even going to attempt to make one right now. Maybe later when my brain is off the spin cycle.