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What do sugar gliders from southern Louisiana do for a living?
They go crabbing.
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Why do all sugar gliders have the same name?
Their mom's name them Joey.
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Why are all gliders born between April 21 and May 21?
Because their zodiac sign is petaurus, the bull.
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What do Amish sugar gliders make?
Gliders.
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What did the mother glider say to her joey before its first flight?
Just wing it.
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Why do sugar gliders fly for free?
They have lots of frequent flyer miles.
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How are gliders like potatos?
They both come in sweet varieties.
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What is the term for a grandmother sugar glider that is late to pick up her grandjoeys from school?
Granulated Sugar.
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