...Hazel doesnt want to move from your hand so you attempt making the mornings iced mocha with just the other...

Thats a great one, Kazko!!!

hilarious and of course all too true, which is why it is so funny!!! good one!!!

You can't let go of your laptop to your mom for her vacation because you might miss something interesting on this website. Plus the topic is already 4 pages long. hee, hee.

All I can say is I'm so glad my wife and I can share the same internet connection or else she'd kill me...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

You check the toilet bowl like three times before flushing....

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Bats start looking cute

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Your glider pictures outnumber your kid's pictures.

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

Family members say you're "obsessed" and all you can do is smile...

when you buy clothes and see if the sleeves are long enough to cover their "track marks". I caught myself doing that and thought of this post immediately!!

when you look at random toys, and think hmm a glider would love that.

oh that is so true s.iker! And in the same vein....

you look at virtually every object you see in the context of how good of a plaything it would be for your gliders....

ha ha.. heres another funny one i read somewhere..:P

...you make your boyfriend put on a sports bra to carry the SG around.

A Manzierre??? That's dedication!

lol yea

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

the tendency to shuffle your feet instead of just walking bleeds over from your glider-proof room to the outside world...

when people ask what a sugar glider is, and you can explain it from head to toe, sorry, tail, and Give very detailed, details.. lol

yeah, and keep explaining even when it's obvious they've lost interest...
:-)

...you stop using tissues to pick up their poop....

...everyone in your life is shocked when you DONT have a musky smell...

good one!

Or

You look forward to APHIS inspections because the ACI is one more person you can brag to about your suggies

i know i am a glider-neck when i am a meek and mild housewife durning the day and as it gets dark i beging to change slowy the urge to throw on my apron and hat and run everyone out of my way while i seach the ice box for all i will need to feed my babies everyone runs in fear as i become glider chef.lol

oh boy Nancy, you've caught it... Now you are afflicted like the rest of us... congratulations!!!!

You Know you're a Glider-neck When - you are a General Manger of a restaurant and before you go home you forage thru the garbage in the prep area looking for veggie scraps for your suggie.

when you realizes you ars buying your gliders all the toys your kids wanted when they were little.

You know you're a glider neck when you go to a local council meeting and afterwards beg to take home the leftover fruit for the babies!!!!!

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When....

mouse traps are a thing of the past...

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When...

Holding a glider is the preferred method to kill a headache

You Know You're a Glider-Neck When...

Your suggies make you laugh more than ANYTHING else

Okay....This is my 1st one... lol

You Know You're a Glider Neck When....

Your bf (or gf) likes to sleep with the lights off but you want to watch them play so you get the camera and put night vision on and watch them through the camera XD! *hides*